To whom it may concern:
Do not, I repeat, do NOT piss off CRAZYDOGMAMA. As is turns out, she knows evil ways to reap revenge against husbands that golf too much, as well as anyone else that crosses her the wrong way. Don't ask me what she does, because I promised that I wouldn't divulge the fact that this revenge comes in the form of adding something to a drink to result in exploding diarrhea. Nope, I can't tell you, so don't even think you can trick me into telling you. No matter what you do, I'm not going to tell you that she adds....oops, almost got me. Sorry, I just can't take the chance that I'll meet her in person one day and she'll say "here moosemama, have a nice, refreshing glass of tea...muwahh haa haa"
